Twitter is rife with miscellaneous embarrassing Vines and photos. Let’s jump right into this with lists and photos before we lose your attention.
Example One – The Miami police officer who once did porn
- We are still controversial beings and are drawn in by the internet’s way of writing intriguing headlines but that doesn’t make the feedback this story received okay. Sabine Raymonvil is the real-life version of the stripper-paying-her-way-through-college character. Raymonvil did a couple porns and it didn’t interfere with her career until a swarm of Local 10 News stalked her while she was on the job. Surely, it wasn’t a swarm but we could exaggerate things, too. Feminism is in full application here. We don’t mean to sound too Cosmo-esque but.. why do we care again? #feminism!
Example Two – The kid who could’ve just said “Nineteen”
- On a lighter note, the kid’s life will never be the same but the jokes were all in good fun. Vine exploded with “twenty-one” videos, redefining the number completely. Hopefully the little guy in the poorly-lit video (do we even know what he actually looks like?) isn’t too emotionally damaged by how vulnerable we are and how quickly the internet can swallow us whole.
Example Three – Blatant cyber bullying
- A mother who carried, birthed, and loves her daughter who was born with a chromosonal syndrome was victim to internet users using her daughter’s photo as a meme with the daughter’s appearance the sick punch line. The innocent family was faced with the unexpected and permanent hurt the internet can cause all due to the mother probably sharing her daughter’s photo in positive fun. Can we just imagine that for a moment? You wait nine long months to meet the purest, most helpless creature in the world and then you get news that she might be sick. But that doesn’t stop you because, deep down with your maternal instinct, you see that’s she just as perfect and pure and innocent as you imagined. She loves you unconditionally and you the same. She is completely dependent on you and you’re making a huge impact on her life by sourcing her with the self esteem she’s gonna need in this progressive big bad world. Then some underexposed individual seeks to tarnish it! Worse, all of this holds no consequence to the first person who posted the girl’s photo. Put your mother or your sister in the little girl’s position. Just anyone can have their picture taken and torn apart by the internet. The fear of being cyber bullied across the world is mortifying and needs to not be a thing. The same goes for the part of the internet that thinks it’s okay to openly make fun of heavier individuals.
- A teenage boy takes a sly video of a mother disciplining her son in the middle of Target. She’s down at his level and speaking to him calmly but he smacks some hangers out of her hand and screams “Shut up, mom!” Typically, the internet responds by comparing her lack of firmness to every single one of their mother’s perfect parenting. In a perfect world, some stand up for her and the negative guys retreat. Mother responds: Thank you, Internet, for not hating me for something that had nothing to do with you anyway!
- A couple is sitting in a food court people watching. Naturally, they are judging because that’s what “people watching” is. They make facetious remarks about the people they see– “Look at me, I have purple hair. I’m following the rainbow hair movement. I’m like so current and I’m totally gonna land a good job.” “My goodness, what a fucking mom letting her kid sit on the dirty floor. The kid’s gonna get sick. And then we wonder where all these viruses are coming from.” A security camera catches every single word and the footage ends up on the nightly news headlined “Couple People Watches At Mall, Judges and Bashes Bystanders For Hours: Is This The Current Thought Process? How You Can Make a Change!” The couple’s online life is forever ruined and they are stamped small-minded, ignorant, and, in some way, racist. As we know, we’re in the middle of a race era so anything and everything that has to do with race (good or bad) is internet gold.
Hopefully, somewhere in internetdom, someone can realistically not allow a total stranger’s actions affect them since that person will be just as ignorant and racist making any observation they want to make. So long as we’re not going out of our way to hurt each other, almost grimacing at a revealing man in a speedo at the beach is okay. We all have to live with our flaws and we’re never proud of them. Shaming each other as a result of a shameful trait (let alone for no good reason) is not conducive to anything. And why does it matter anyway? The internet is the mecca for avoiding direct communicate yet the internet will communicate directly to address their disagreement toward something that has nothing to do with them in the first place. Let us make personal decisions that we disagree with as extinct as the old attack-grammar-in-the-middle-of-an-argument move. Let us not birth a morbid fear of being attacked by the internet on matters that is, in truth, none of our business.